whoa now, back from the land of all things dark. i took my head out of the clouds long enough to realize that my birthday is in 48 hours. 17 means big things... now i can legally see R rated movies alone, and drink alcohol. okay, sike on the ladder example. i could do that at 16.

my friends and me will be spending the evening at lucky cheng's for some promised mayhem and stripping cross dressers. fake ID's and sleezy lower east side bars might also make an appearance.

stay tuned, i promise to document all the antics with pictures and tales. cross your fingers that said updates will not include any mention of jail cells and/or statutory rape.