i never knew cheating on new york could feel so good

things about san francisco that i haven't even begun to wrap my head around:
- the people here are nice and actually care about helping you... wtf??!?!!?!
- when you want to cross the street, cars stop for you... again... wtf?!?!?!?!!
- the hipsters here actually smile, and when you walk down the street you don't feel like you're part of an AA fashion show
- the deli's double as liquor stores.. um, holy whoa
- instead of sparks here they have this thing called 'joose'

if new york didn't make my heart beat i think i'd switch coasts all together